1. if i was gon knock a bitch out sallie mae would b the first one #onehitterquitter
2. sallie mae on everybody hitlist but know we on hers too
3. thanks to Sallie Mae, I can't even afford insurance.
4. Who gave sallie Mae my new number dirty bitches
5. Maybe Tupac had some outstanding Sallie-Mae loans he didn't want to pay for.......
6. Sallie mae just blew my mood....serriously. they know damn well I don't owe them shit till december.
7. When tuition becomes so low I dont need loans from Sallie Mae I will celebrate my independence
8. Just paid Sallie Mae. Where's the FREE in freedom to be educated?
9. Used to be a beer snob. Just bought a 6-pack of beer & a candy bar for $4.28. I blame Sallie Mae, illness, & Makenzie from Toddlers & Tiaras.
10. Its nice to know that the psychos at Sallie Mae work on Independence day.