So, no surprise, you wanna know what my my birthday wish is? Raise money to get me back to DC, walking the musty halls, with all that peeling paint and all those super bored, yet friendly guardsmen, to speak with Congressional leaders about ways in which to solve the student lending crisis. Golly! I already told you that, didn't I? Oh well, a birthday girl forgets after she's hoped for some birthday presents.
But waita minute. Just wait one minute. What the heck am I talkin' about? I don't wish to speak with our leaders, but rather list out all the plans I have to actually solve the problem. I got 'em, folks. I do!
Truth be told, AEM is struggling to stay afloat, so your donation - whatever amount it may be - will help it survive.
Founder and Exec. Dir.
All Education Matters
|"Who the hell would put such an ugly doll on my cake? I wanted donations for the indentured educated class!"