Santa Monica College students were protesting tuition increases at their school yesterday. The friggin' audacity! Who do these kids think they are?!? And do they believe they have the right to protest? Wowsers. I mean, you'd think these kids thought the U.S. allowed for this kind of nonsense. And on a college campus of all places! Oh, the humanity! The humanity!
|This GERMAN blimp didn't blow up for your right to protest.
Well, methinks there is some sort of trend occurring, because you can only guess what happened next! These young folks were pepper-sprayed. Well done, cops! Great job! Way to serve and protect the community. I am also delighted to learn that a 4-year-old was there.
|Yeah, Tim and Eric are sayin' "Great Job!"
Also, this pepper stuff isn't dangerous. I mean, that's what some lady on the Fox News tee-vee station told me. It's just pepper-spray. And a person like me, who has severe allergies, probably wouldn't die if I were sprayed by this totally, totally harmless stuff. Nope. It's, like, totally harmless. Oh, but wait, I am remembering this article, which is based upon scientific evidence, and kinda suggests the opposite of what that blonde haired lady told me on the television. Oh, the humanity! Who can I believe anymore?!?
|Yeah, I believe you, blonde-Fox-lady.
Kids, don't be foolish and try and exercise your 1st Amendment rights.
Also, when you graduate, I want to welcome you to the indentured educated class!